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i.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a. 

Friend: Hey you good?
Me: no I.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a.

D.G.T.G. 

Allison: So how is that playa you were wit last night?

Tyquasianess: D.G.T.G. That coward couldnt handle a woman like me!
D.G.T.G. by Tyquasianess January 14, 2009

T.G.T.D.A.T.I.F. 

When you just can't find your way to Friday fast enough: Thank God The Day After Tomorrow Is Friday
Golly gee willickers Tom, I'm sure glad it's T.G.T.D.A.T.I.F.
T.G.T.D.A.T.I.F. by thefisher77 August 14, 2009
CGTD stands for Could Get The Dick. A common term created by waiters at Ruths Chris Steakhouse. The origin of CGTD was to confuse the costumer while talking about the "Fine lil Shawty" that is most likely on a date with some loser that has a lot of money.

CGTD gas also been used as a pick up line. The best was to accomplish this task you must keep the definition a secret. The girls that this has worked with aren't the sharpest stones so it wont be hard.
Check out table 155 seat 2 is C.G.T.D

Me: Baby girl you CGTD.
Slampiece: What does that mean?
Me: Don't worry beautiful.
C.G.T.D by O_G_L_E_S July 6, 2011

W.T.D.H.W.G.T.M.F.F.S.S.D.? 

What the damn hell would Gary the mother fucking friendly sea snail do?
Girl: Should we get dinner?

Guy: W.T.D.H.W.G.T.M.F.F.S.S.D.?

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.