d t

these are two random letters with a space between. a link to this word will probably show up randomly, and people will be so baffled by how it is a word so they click on it. that's it. that's the joke.

hilarous, right?

just go away.

I said go away, please.

i'll strangle you to a crisp if you don't leave now.

wow. you're still here. you probably find this interesting, people telling you to go away.

isn't that a bad character trait?

maybe you'll leave if i roast you

ok you asked for it

bob ross couldn't call you a happy little accident. he could only call you a mistake.

you're seriously still here? JUST LEAVE ALREADY!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *jumps out the 54893768943784936984th story window and dies*

"and he egged the man!"

by IAMCHEESEGOD64 December 29, 2024

d&t

A fuckin gay program made by small ng who is older than lord Voldemort and broke his leg while chasing a bus

D&T is gay.
Watch Small Ng Fuck himself in D&T.
Small Ng drew a penis in D&T.

by Blaze-Bus September 2, 2019

D.T.

Acronym for delerium tremors. Something that you can get when you are withdrawing from something such as alcohol, heroine, porn

Carlos got the D.T.s when they put him in rehab for his alcohoism

by mistahtom August 24, 2005

D.T.

Most commonly used to refer to a Dick-Tease. A dick tease is a female who likes to initiate sexual arousal up to kissing and foreplay, but then immediately shuts down and leaves, leaving their male partner aroused and a bit pissed off from the lack of real action.

1. Man i tried 4 times, she aint nothin but a D.T.

2. Baby come back! Dont be a D.T.!

3. Man all the girls in this hood aint nothin but D.T.'s

by Mr. College April 3, 2010

D.T.

Short for "Danny Tanner." Used to describe a fellow who spends a lot of time at home cleaning it. Often times D.T.s will clean for a place to stay.

Hey, me and my girls shit on the floor, ate hot dogs all messy-like and had our periods all over. No worries though, this bitch ass D.T. will have it cleaned by sunrise.

by mcdelicious February 6, 2007

D-T

A person whom shamelessly demoralizes girls so that they will give him a hand-job while they are half asleep against there will in a room full of people.

Man 1:Did you see him being a dick to her?
Man 2: Yeah he was being a total D-T

by Pooh Bear69 October 12, 2011

D.T.

1. a fuckin annoying person who doesn't know when he's being annoying
2. an ugly piece of shit who thinks he's a player
3. retarded
4. creeperold greg
5. big hands
6.can't take a hint
7. DEAD TOOTH

"Aw shit D.T. heard about it and is coming to the party now. FUCK!"

by Diego the Dego June 24, 2009