d.t.d.t.

Rupee's song "D.T.D.T." - translates to "Do the damn thing!" - meaning do your thing on the dance floor! -- Dancing, not sex, you pervs!

Outside Inside
De place it ram
Dance floor tight
But we don't give a damn
Man hold yuh gal
And gal hold yuh man
And do the damn thing
DO THE DAMN THING

d.t.d.t. by tig_girl February 28, 2005

D.T.D.D.

Down to double dick: Hopefully a girl who is always down for two cocks at once. Usually relating to someone and accusing them as being a slut or whore. Best asked in a question to a friend.

"hey man, you think that girl over there is D.T.D.D.?"
"fa sho bro, lets pick her up and sword fight that betch!"

D.T.D.D. by SCIZZAWR December 27, 2007

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H! by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

S.T.D.T.F. 

A girl that looks like she's down to have sex, but is also probably so easy that she might not be carrying something. Proceed with caution.

See related topic: Jersey Shore

Dude, A: Nobody says that. And B: watch out, she's S.T.D.T.F.

S.T.D.T.F. by AllenHalas December 2, 2010

t.d.t.f 

T.D.T.F. stands for Too Drunk To Function. When you are so intoxicated it is almost impossible to even walk or talk. Usually used when someone doesn't want to say "too drunk to function"

"Look at her falling over, she is so T.D.T.F!"

"Tonight we are getting T.D.T.F!"

t.d.t.f by Akadot March 9, 2009

U.t.d.t. 

Used to do that.

If you find a quote that describes what you used to do and you want to put it on your Instagram story, you could use this abbreviation:

' U.t.d.t. ' which means 'used to do that' .

U.t.d.t. by Skywalker23122001 March 20, 2017

T.D.T.R. 

the abbreviation for To Drunk To Remember.

Matt: "hey bro, i cant believe you grabed Jessicas boobs last night!"
Chris: "shit man i did that? i was probaly T.D.T.R."

T.D.T.R. by Zackiie February 4, 2010