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Döpfert 

A Döpfert is a person with an extreme amount of gruesomeness due to his dictator lifestyle.
Look he is so gruesome, he is a true Döpfert
Döpfert by KushSorbet99 December 4, 2021
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The kid in high school that no one likes and everyone makes fun of. Tried to be funny but ultimately fails in every occasion and makes everything awkward.

synonyms: mike
That kid sitting in the back is such a doofert.
Doofert by p-ston February 24, 2017
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3 boys' names wich start with an E, R and T. Most of the time it are names of a turkisch, dutch and surinamese descent. They usually fuck your mind up.
"You guys are such a dopert group"
"Oh no, there is dopert again, hope they won't fuck my mind up"
"Lol dopert is contacting us again"
Dopert by Katarrah January 14, 2017
Dopfer is an obnoxious, self-absorbed, haughty professor. He loves to make students life's as hard as possible because his academic success has caused his humanity to erode. He is fat, ugly and his neck is shaped like an S. He thinks he does important research...but he doesn't. Because he got f-ed in his rear during uni, he still thinks today's students need to do the same.
Our physics professor is like a Dopfer...
Dopfer by Kebabsalibabs July 8, 2024
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