cystic 

Dehydratingly bad.
the antonym of Renal.

My life was getting cystic until I found this oasis.

Tomorrow I will realize how cystic this party is - hangovers are not renal.

That meeting was so cystic my tongue has lodged in my throat.

cystic by t.donia November 2, 2007

cystic 

1. Shorter version of calling people who have cystic fibrosis.

2. A soccer game variant in which once person is goal keep and the remaining players have to try and volley the ball in. If the keeper catches the ball or the ball goes into the goal without it being from a volly, the person is now the new goalkeeper. the game is played until keeper reached 10 goals inside, at this point everybody has bragging right against him and may now refer to him detrimentally as 'cystic'

Haha Bob you idiot your shit in goal, your a fucking cystic kid.

cystic by imretardoman July 16, 2010

Cystic Fibrosis

Cystic Fibrosis is a disorder of the cell membranes, causing them to produce too much mucus, and so this tends to block up the lungs, making it difficult for the person to breathe. People with this condition often have to have breathing exercises to shift excess mucus. It can be inherited if two recessive genes are combined.

Cystic Fibrosis mainly affects the Lungs, gut and Pancreas.

Cystic Fibrosis by xx_Christina_xx April 14, 2006

Cystic Fibrosis

Cystic Fibroses is a common disease especially in Caucasian populations that usually appears in early childhood. It involves functional disorder of the exocrine glands, and is marked especially by faulty digestion due to a deficiency of pancreatic enzymes, by difficulty in breathing due to mucus accumulation in airways, and by excessive loss of salt in the sweat.
Also called Fibrocystic Disease of the Pancreas, and Mucoviscidosis

Jonathan died of Cystic Fibrosis, April 6th 2005.

He was 18 years old, and 2 months away from Graduation.

We all miss him.

Cystic Fibrosis by Elise April 7, 2005

Cystic Fibrosis

A lung disease we are all going grow old with, rather than die young from.

Hannah has Cystic Fibrosis, but it's never gonna stop her.

Cystic Fibrosis by Surviving Cystic Fibrosis September 18, 2009

Cystic Rambosis 

The act, or process of becoming rediculously pumped up over anything relating to Sylvester Stallone's John Rambo.

Tony: Hey Kyle, you excited for Rambo?
Kyle: Are you kidding me? I watched First Blood, First Blood Part two, and Rambo three last night in preparation, i'm experiencing some serious Cystic Rambosis!

Cystic Rambosis by Kyle Ligenza March 1, 2008

cystic fibrLOLsis 

Something made you laugh so hard you couldn't breathe - it gave you cystic fibrLOLsis.

Kenny Hotz is generally accepted as a leading cause of cystic fibrLOLsis.

cystic fibrLOLsis by Hugh Dash-Hyphen June 15, 2011