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To be supreme in all capacities, particularly as it relates to being cool and/or kidneys. May also involve water.
That guy is so renal, how did he get up there?

My girlfriend left me for a guy that had better kidneys - she said i wasn't renal enough.

Your car is wicked renal - it runs on water?! nothing like those cystic dinosaur burners.
renal by t.donia November 2, 2007
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To be rebelliously sassy.
My phone is so renal, it corrected 'rebel' to renal.
renal by MourningMugblood May 25, 2016
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renal spooge 

Renal spooge is the output created by your kidneys when you let a bad bladder infection go untreated. The "spooge" is a thick green discharge that smells vaguely like a combination of shit, cheese and asparagus.
My GF let her UTI go and started leaking renal spooge all over the place.
renal spooge by Billy Ballsack January 6, 2008

renal failure 

official term for when one or both of a persons kidneys fail.
Susan went into renal failure
renal failure by skylarskank June 26, 2008

renal colic 

A sharp pain in the lower back that radiates into the groin; associated with the passage of a renal calculus (kidney stone) through the ureter. This pain is often described as the worst pain imaginable, sometimes even surpassing labor pain.
kidney pain ureter medicine renal colic
renal colic by cw13 January 9, 2014

Renal Penal 

This is when someone has sex withy ou so hard that you feel it up in your kidneys.
Oh fuck...he gave me such a renal penal last night...ouch, and I'm still sore!
Renal Penal by Pyroz Blazegate March 15, 2021

Real Analysis 

High school calculus done right™️

As a well-established branch of pure mathematics, real analysis is known for being notoriously hard. This is due to hoardes of ill-prepared students not realizing that they've only studied baby mathematics previously.
Charles: Man, I thought calculus in high school was legit until I studied real analysis for the first time.
James: Yeah, it's the point in my life where I understood that my analysis of math just got real.
Real Analysis by EpicScientician September 17, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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