Cyphus

A gay nerd who can't get any bitches

Hey Cyphus, what's up?

Cyphus by Aurora :) April 20, 2023

Cyprused 

When you go to sleep at night, and wake up the next day and find your bank account frozen, your bank branch closed and the online bank site shut down. It is the joy of getting corzined on a more widespread scale. When and if your bank reopens, you will likely find most of your current account balance gone.

Don't worry though, the systemically important people (ie - not you) would have been tipped off and would have moved all of their funds out of the bank in advance.

Eurotrash finance ministers have used the mediterranean island of Cyprus as the template for robbing bank depositors to prop up the zombie western finance economies, in March of 2013. Coming soon to a nation that uses fractional reserve banking near you!

Did you hear about Steve? He had his retirement nest egg in a savings account, and was trying to scrape by on social security and interest. He thinks he's about to get Cyprused as his bank apparently went under, and the FDIC is flat broke!

Hope he likes dog food.

Cyprused by Davester75 March 31, 2013

Cyphisonia E.P. 

Album by Camellia with 6 songs.

Wanna listen to some Cyphisonia E.P.?

Cyphisonia E.P. by TimmyQ3949 August 20, 2023

Really Gay Cyprus 

A falsely arrogant, greedily entitled, self righteous, manipulatively two faced, little mooch boy who runs and cries to his hippie Mommy when his feelings are hurt. Tries to walk around with his chest puffed out like he has actually done something with his pathetic little life in order to take the attention away from his fetal alcohol syndrome browridge and selfish demeanor.

I wonder is that really gay cyprus kid will ever admit when he is wrong and realize the potential he's wasting as the illegitimate son of the singer of red hot chilli peppers.

Really Gay Cyprus by Ranchgirls January 16, 2023

Cypuss 

Any remotely attractive girl hailing from Cyprus, or, in exceptional circumstances, Greeks. Identified by tanned skin, a tidy ass and dubious broad-brush application of make-up fully apparent only under artificial light.

"Sonia? Yeah she's a Cypuss."

Cypuss by mrlimassol December 17, 2009

Cyprus

Cyprus is an island country in the east Mediterranean which is populated by a majority of Greek and a minority of Turkish people. After what can be claimed to be a CIA coup in the 70s, through which Greece tried to take control of the country, Turkey invaded and set up a puppet state on the north which is still not admitted into the UN.

The donkey is one of the most characteristic animals of Cyprus.

Cyprus by ong May 19, 2006

Cyprus

An island in europe which rightfully belongs to the Greeks

I'm going to Cyprus and Greece this summer.

Cyprus by chtos December 8, 2005