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The sexiest man I alive and treats his girl friends very well and never cheats. If you are dating a guy with the name Cylen you are super lucky. Most Cylen’s love girls who’s names are Macy.
Cylen’s a keeper
Cylen by Sheliva69420 November 4, 2019
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Cylen is someone who is loving, caring, the most realist person you can come across, she is a bit shy but once she feels comfortable around you there's no more shyness. She is hilarious, if you are around her you can never stop laughing. She literally cracks people up with laughter. She loves being silly and doing things to put a smile on others faces, she can get unladylike sometimes but that's mostly when you have pushed her over the edge. Cylen is a super-duper loyal Girlfriend. She doesn't like the sound of unloyal and dishonest relationships. Cylen's a keeper! She may drive you up a wall but it's worth it. Have you ever meet a girl name Cylen? If not you should she will lighten up your whole life! Literally! ;)
Her name begins with C..... What do you expect?
ALSO, cylen is a name with lots of descriptions!
Cylen by ~C's Best-friend :) November 17, 2020
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The Valorant Diamond Player that is also a Plat in Apex Legends. Hislut and Pleb's saviour.
"CYLEN BABYY!!!"
"ON GODDD??!!!"
Cylen by Cylen May 10, 2022

The Calendar Option 

A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.
Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”

late nuclear option option ninja bad employee blame

calentada 

A prison term that’s you’re going to get jumped by your raza for not following the rules
That’s fool is going to get a calentada if he keeps fucking up
calentada by Wickedspic December 9, 2018

Clenching Chowder 

What happens after having unprotected anal intercourse with a man with a tiny penis. The ejaculate doesn't get past the Anus Hotel lobby (so to speak) and coagulates very close to the one and only exit; occasionally causing a bloated feeling or general lower GI discomfort.
After they found him half naked with his scout master in the closet, he ran to that restroom so fast you just knew he was clenching chowder.
Clenching Chowder by Finn Gerbang January 6, 2015

Buttock-clenching

1 Noun. The clenching of the Gluteus Maximus.
2 Adj. A word used to describe a tense, awkward or painful moment. This word was used by Bear Grylls whilst making a dangerous descent down a rock cliff in Man Vs Wild.

Buttock-clenching is a phrase used by British people.
1 Buttock-clenching helps strengthen the Gluteus Maximus.
2 That fall looked buttock-clenchingly painful.
Buttock-clenching by JMUK July 17, 2012
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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