Cyber fest 

Often used to describe when a bunch of people are flirting/saying dirty things in a chat to eachother. Often includes more males then females. They all try to impress the one female with text.

I was on a live chat yesteday and Brad, Kristen and Jim were having a cyber fest!

Cyber fest by jarett246 June 26, 2009

cyberfasting 

Taking a break from social networking sites and random time-killing online activities. You still use e-mail and take care of important things (like bills, if you do those online), but avoid instant messaging, YouTube, Twitter, MySpace and Facebook (exceptions: it's the only or best way to get in touch with someone about real-life activities.

The goal is to de-ADD your life and reduce any unhealthy drain on your time and energy so you are more connected to and productive in the real world, ideally making some people happier and healthier who seem addicted to the internet. It can make you more focused and productive.

Being accused of procrastination, stalking/"stalking", having no life, etc. are all signs you need to cyberfast. In some cases, drama magically occurs less and less!

1.
Guy 1: Dude, I haven't seen you on Facebook or AIM in a week! I thought you were dead.
Guy 2: Naw, man, I was just cyberfasting. I get too addicted to cyberspace sometimes! I never get anything done.
Guy 1: Oh, snap--I should do that. Some girl thinks I'm stalking her just because I LOL at all the funny crap she posts all day.

Guy 2: SHE should cyberfast, too.

2.
Lindsay Lohan went on a cyberfast and everyone thought she had been kidnapped or gone to rehab when she disappeared from cyberspace for a few weeks.

cyberfasting by DojiMaidori September 29, 2009

cybervestite 

someone who pretends to be the opposite gender of which they really are when they are online.

Boy 1 : Hey man look at this girl on this game.
Boy 2 : Its not a girl, Its a man pretending to be a women. Its a Cybervestite.

cybervestite by NovaMystical October 31, 2012

High Cyberlesterol 

When a Windows profile gets clogged with useless data to the point that your computer is nearly unusable.

My computer is so slow every click seems like an eternity. I think it has high cyberlesterol

High Cyberlesterol by Jay1ofmany July 7, 2018

CyberPestilence 

your computer is so infected with viruses that it has a CPU MeltDown

Dude 1: Weren't we supposed to chat with Joe last night.
Dude 2: Yeah but he was suffering from CyberPestilence.
Dude 1: tough luck.

CyberPestilence by 44 Magnum August 2, 2008