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Cyber Dick 

a person who acts like a dick when talking on text or aim or facebook chat, but they are actually pretty nice in person.
aim conversation:

1stperson: heyy
cyberdick: hi
1stperson: whatsupp?
cyber dick: nm.

*THey go on vc*

cyberdick: heyy!!!
Cyber Dick by cyberkez March 1, 2011
Alternative slang for what most would commonly refer to as a laptop or notebook and/or netbook computer. But could also extend to an iPAD as well. It is derived from THE SPRAWL Trilogy (*this includes the short stories Johnny Mnemonic, New Rose Hotel, Burning Chrome) of Sci-Fi Cyberpunk novels by William Gibson (Neuromancer, Count Zero, Mona Lisa Overdrive). ---basically, die hard fans and wishful thinkers who are bored/disappointed with modern tech as it exists now (such as a smart phone) for being too practical and lacking imagination, and have labeled things in the manner of the alternate 1980s of Gibson's Cyberpunk world line; and in a sense, sticking to more cumbersome (and often times outdated) tech in contrast to what is accepted by the collective majority. Thus some might flip open a laptop/note book and log onto the Internet... others will power up their Cyberdeck and jack into Cyberspace.
John: "This new Smart Phone is awesome. Gotta' let the world know where I'm at."

{Case pulls out laptop and jacks in a G3/G4 modem link}

Case: "My dumb phone handles my calls... but I still lug around my Cyberdeck to get online."

{Everyone stares at Case as he does this}

Together: "Why?"

Case: "It's just how I roll."
Cyberdeck by Mercenary X99 November 18, 2011

cyberhickery 

cyberhickery

Cyberhickery means an activity on the Internet that involves sophisticated, intensive and long-term abuse of an individual or group. Some consider it a type of trolling, whereas others compare it to cyberbullying or cyberstalking.

It is a more polite term for 'cyberdickery' which is derived from 'cyber-', 'trickery' and 'dick.' The hickery part is morphed from 'hickory,' which is a type of stick used to abuse others.
Person A: I am always getting picked on by this person on the Internet. They just won't stop trolling me. Whatever I post on review sites they post the opposite.

Person B: Its probably someone obsessed with cyberhickery. Why don't you try posting under a different name?
cyberhickery by Dzon January 28, 2013

Cyberdickery 

A collective term for the flagrant and deliberate misuse of a computer and/or the internet, including (but not limited to) e-mail and comment spam, spyware, viruses, password harvesting, and the like.

Refers specifically to the kind of dickish behavior that is only able to exist because of computers. For example, simply e-mailing a dickish letter to a single person would not qualify as cyberdickery because that person could have, in bygone centuries, just as easily sent that dickish letter via paper mail. Writing a dickish letter and sending it to ten million people, however, is something only made practical by the advent of e-mail, and is a classic example of cyberdickery.
Setting up and maintaining a mailing list would be easy if it weren't for all the rampant cyberdickery in the world.
Cyberdickery by PurpleNinjaGirl December 6, 2011
A hightech redneck. A lowlife who lives the high life. A wealthy hillbilly.
Damn brother did you see Tristan’s new Tesla?
Yea he’s such a cyberhick.
Cyberhick by bigwilly2000 August 8, 2020
(New Definition)
A specific kind of setup involving a laptop designed for VR and a VR headset of any kind, usually both found on the cheaper end of the spectrum but still involving at least some strong specs.
Both can be linked via wired or wireless means, but for sticking to the definition, the headset must be WIRED.
The more space efficient the setup is, the better, as this solution is designed to save space and cut cost for the budget VR enthusiast.
As an example, a good example would be a Gigabyte Aorus 15P, an Oculus Quest 1, an off brand cooling pad, a bamboo mini-table, and a redragon wireless/wired gaming mouse.
Dude, my cyberdeck could totally blow yours out of the water, I've got a better GPU than you do.
Cyberdeck by Pantheris December 6, 2020
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