Cuzzins 

A group of kids all related. Usually funny but have dirty minds. But if you have these Cuzzins be great full cuz the best memories you'll have are with them.

Friend 1: wanna hang out today?

Friend 2: can't hanging with my Cuzzins.
Friend 1: Again?

Cuzzin 1: GET IN LOSER WHERE GETTING FOOD!!
Friend 2: gotta go. Bye
Everyone but friend 1: EHHH CUZZIN!

Cuzzins by Alice2020 January 30, 2019

Cuzzinology 

Cuzzinology is an art form and a science. It is the study of Cuzzin and Jacuzzis. In Cuzzinology, all factors are taken into consideration when deciding on the perfect jacuzzi to reach the maximum Cuzzin experience possible. Classes that provide expertise in the subject matter are available at various Cuzzin Institutions. The temperature of the water(life) must be measured and maintained constantly. 102 degrees Fahrenheit is an optimal temperature for Cuzzin. The water(life) pressure of the jets is measured and calculated with exact precision. The water flow must be fluid and constant at all times. The height of the bubbles in relation to the water level must be several centimeters as in the image below. The circumference, amount of water, and overall size of the Jacuzzi is taken into consideration to calculate the Cuzzi hopper per square inch of Jacuzzi space ratio. This ratio is vital in understanding the amount of alloted hot water that is the inalienable right of every Cuzzi hopper to experience in any given Cuzzin session.

Guy 1: Yo we cuzzin tonight?

Guy 2: Yea but lets check the Cuzzinology reports of this Cuzzi District first and compare them to nearby regions.

Guy 1: Yo Cuzzinology! The science of Cuzzin! It is important to understand before selecting a location for cuzzin.

Girl 1: It needs to be certified by Cuzzinology experts

Guy 3: Yo Aquatics!

Girl 2: We Cuzzin!

Guy 1: Look at this life! The cosmos, the life, the cosmos!

Guy 2: Yo I want a degree in Cuzzinology! Were Dukin now Boys!!

Guy 1: Yo I found a good location at Spyglass. The Cuzzinology report gave it the highest rankings

Guy 2: Yo spyglass! That place is good, its so hot it singed my hair off

Guy 3: We out here! We Cuzzin!

Everybody: YEEEA!!!! YEEEEEAAAAAAA!!!! YEEEEEEEAAAAAA!!!!!

Cuzzinology by Daytony500fan February 23, 2017

cuzzisis

“Bro cousin bro” an Indian accent you use saying cousins and it means cuzzisis. (Cu-za-sis)

What are you doing cuzzisis?

cuzzisis by brocousinbro January 4, 2023

cuzzin 

ghetto term for friend/cousin

dont mess wit her, she ma cuzzin

cuzzin by Sammi & Lauren March 30, 2003

Cuzziscope 

An instrument used to identify or observe Jacuzzis and Cuzzin. It can be a telescope pointed at a jacuzzi, a map of the region, a satellite focused on a region's jacuzzis, a magnifying glass pointed at a Jacuzzi, or a pair of binoculars used to view Cuzzis and identify barriers to Cuzzin. A cuzziscope is a scientifically calibrated instrument to measure the distance to a Jacuzzi, and identify the potential barriers and obstacles between you and a Cuzzi. To have a successful Cuzzi Hoppin experience, it is important to have a Cuzziscope.

Guy 1: Yo check out my telescope!

Guy 2: Dude why is it not pointed at a Cuzzi

*Moves the telescope and points it at the Cuzzi

Guy 2: This is now a cuzziscope!!

Guy 1: Dude!!

Guy 2: Yo we need this, we gotta scope out the Cuzzi. Cuzziscopin.

Guy 3: Yo I heard they're planning to launch a Hubble Cuzziscope

Cuzziscope by Daytony500fan March 30, 2017

Cuzzin 

The art and practice of chillin with your friend at a nice jacuzzi and staring at the universe while contemplating humanity, discussing sociopolitical issues, the universe, philosophy, etc. There is usually a nice breeze coming through and the cuzzi is usually steaming. Cuzzin is very similar to Roofin, Beachin, Cruifin or Cruise Toppin, and Fanfin. You just sit with your friends in and around a nice hot cuzzi and chill.

Guy 1: Yo were cuzzin!!
Guy 2: I still cant get used to these palm trees in Florida!
Guy 3: Yo sociopolitical issues, the universe, life, etc.

Cuzzin by Fanfin September 28, 2014

ball cuzzis 

When a girl puts alkasalser in her mouth with water, and a dude puts his nads in her mouth.

This ball cuzzis feels good.

ball cuzzis by tourettes1992 August 23, 2006