cuzzing 

1) when one feels the need to curse out his "cuzzin" in a jacuzzi.
2) when one "accidentally" macks on his cuzzin

1) "Auntie, Your nephew Brad just was just cuzzing me out," said Little Tom.
2) From Mean Girls. "You know who's lookin' fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski. Gretchen: He's your cousin! (to Gretchen, regarding Seth) Yeah, but he's my first cousin...see you got your cousins, then your first cousins...
IM TOTALLY FUCKING CUZZING!!!

cuzzing by xccxtiina21 October 8, 2008

Cuzzinology 

Cuzzinology is an art form and a science. It is the study of Cuzzin and Jacuzzis. In Cuzzinology, all factors are taken into consideration when deciding on the perfect jacuzzi to reach the maximum Cuzzin experience possible. Classes that provide expertise in the subject matter are available at various Cuzzin Institutions. The temperature of the water(life) must be measured and maintained constantly. 102 degrees Fahrenheit is an optimal temperature for Cuzzin. The water(life) pressure of the jets is measured and calculated with exact precision. The water flow must be fluid and constant at all times. The height of the bubbles in relation to the water level must be several centimeters as in the image below. The circumference, amount of water, and overall size of the Jacuzzi is taken into consideration to calculate the Cuzzi hopper per square inch of Jacuzzi space ratio. This ratio is vital in understanding the amount of alloted hot water that is the inalienable right of every Cuzzi hopper to experience in any given Cuzzin session.

Guy 1: Yo we cuzzin tonight?

Guy 2: Yea but lets check the Cuzzinology reports of this Cuzzi District first and compare them to nearby regions.

Guy 1: Yo Cuzzinology! The science of Cuzzin! It is important to understand before selecting a location for cuzzin.

Girl 1: It needs to be certified by Cuzzinology experts

Guy 3: Yo Aquatics!

Girl 2: We Cuzzin!

Guy 1: Look at this life! The cosmos, the life, the cosmos!

Guy 2: Yo I want a degree in Cuzzinology! Were Dukin now Boys!!

Guy 1: Yo I found a good location at Spyglass. The Cuzzinology report gave it the highest rankings

Guy 2: Yo spyglass! That place is good, its so hot it singed my hair off

Guy 3: We out here! We Cuzzin!

Everybody: YEEEA!!!! YEEEEEAAAAAAA!!!! YEEEEEEEAAAAAA!!!!!

Cuzzinology by Daytony500fan February 23, 2017

cuzzin 

ghetto term for friend/cousin

dont mess wit her, she ma cuzzin

cuzzin by Sammi & Lauren March 30, 2003

Cuzzins 

A group of kids all related. Usually funny but have dirty minds. But if you have these Cuzzins be great full cuz the best memories you'll have are with them.

Friend 1: wanna hang out today?

Friend 2: can't hanging with my Cuzzins.
Friend 1: Again?

Cuzzin 1: GET IN LOSER WHERE GETTING FOOD!!
Friend 2: gotta go. Bye
Everyone but friend 1: EHHH CUZZIN!

Cuzzins by Alice2020 January 30, 2019

Cuzzling 

A Cuzzling is the result of your Mother and your Uncle having sex and creating your sibling cousin.

Mom fucked Uncle Frankie and they had a son Val. He is my cousin and my sibling at the same time, I guess he is a Cuzzling.

Cuzzling by Vall&Pal July 22, 2009

Cuzzin 

The art and practice of chillin with your friend at a nice jacuzzi and staring at the universe while contemplating humanity, discussing sociopolitical issues, the universe, philosophy, etc. There is usually a nice breeze coming through and the cuzzi is usually steaming. Cuzzin is very similar to Roofin, Beachin, Cruifin or Cruise Toppin, and Fanfin. You just sit with your friends in and around a nice hot cuzzi and chill.

Guy 1: Yo were cuzzin!!
Guy 2: I still cant get used to these palm trees in Florida!
Guy 3: Yo sociopolitical issues, the universe, life, etc.

Cuzzin by Fanfin September 28, 2014

cuzzigan

A word for two cousins who are very alike.

Those cuzzigans sound very alike.

cuzzigan by 123ab123 October 13, 2006