A being that resides in a cubicle for more than forty (40) hours per week, often isolated from other persons with the exception of an occasional coffee or restroom break. Feeding, napping and general wasting of time are the common activities of the cubite. Skin is typically pale as they don't tend to see the light of day and for some reason they have the common behavior of putting mirrors about them, possibly to detect when another cubite has invaded their territory. Activity of the cubite depends on the day of the week, often with Monday being the day of the lowest activity and a gradual increase with a peak on Friday.

Michael won't leave his cubicle for lunch; he's such a cubite.

cubite by mbslabod February 5, 2010

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Cuziff

The piece or pad of skin between her vagina hole and her ass hole.

Cuziff it was not there it would be one big hole.

I fucked her so hard her cuziff was toren, now its one giant mess.

Cuziff by nraitthzan September 10, 2009

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cubit

A colourful square-shaped device that involves two or three Mixels to merge. If two Mixels merge, it's a Mix. If it goes wrong, it's a Murp. If three Mixels merge, it's a Max.

Flain: Let's mix with this cubit!

cubit by Eggy543 June 19, 2019

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Cubitt

Slang for an inbred farming family, originating in the North of England. Often asscociated with tractors and robins.

"Oh those Cubitts are sleeping with their relatives again."
or
"That Cubitt is is having relations with his sister."

Cubitt by Tractor3456712 May 6, 2009

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