Cuteyitis 

Cuteyitis or Pseudokindic Affect (PKA) is a medical condition in which one is stricken with cuteness in an uncurbable way. Cuteyitis comes in two variants, type I, or inceptive type for those who "I Cuteyitis", and type C, or correspondent type for those who "C Cuteyitis", or otherwise helplessly play into people whether they like it or not. Can develop into full blown Cuteyosis in which one becomes a heart stopper, or becomes stricken with intermittent heart attacks. Symptoms of type I include, prodyiness, poudyness, grumpiness, dizzy spells, and the ability to diagnose people with cuteyitis. Type C symptoms vary.

Treatments for cuteyitis episodes are; breathing techniques, primarily two sharp shallow exhales, denying the existence of cuteyitis, evocation of disgust, or simply telling the provoking party to not to provoke ones PKA.

Much research has gone into the study of cuteyitis, including, but not limited too:
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And cuteyitis overload

The baby kitten is provoking my PKA, I might go into cuteyitis overload

Cuteyitis by Cuteyologist September 5, 2023

Cutesieism 

The belief system of which you must act cute towards everyone you meet to get your way.

Megan : Come upstairs with me, I don't want to be alone.
Stephanie : I do stuff alone all the time at your house, you can do it!
Megan : But... I'd rather be with.. you~ <3
Stephanie : Wow, I didn't know you were into Cutesieism!

Cutesieism by StephaaRas July 13, 2010

cuntegitis

Someone who suffers from being a cunt

Nick has a serious case of cuntegitis. cunt

cuntegitis by Afrikaaner12 February 16, 2017

Cuteitis 

(N): It is a contagious disease most commonly associated with care bears and the excitement of something cute. Sufferer's usually complain of being followed by rainbows and/or shouted at by small people.

(ADJ): A word to descibe someone or something as being overly cute.

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Used in a sentence:

(ADJ) OMG that boy is sooooooo cuteitis!!!!
(N) OMG that person is slowly dying of cuteitis!!!!

Cuteitis by Cannell Scribes April 4, 2010

Culleyitis 

1) To be in a vegetative like state i.e cannot comprehend ANY instructions given to them as they have NO IQ..
2) To be EXTREMELY dirty, no hygiene awareness , apelike living habits, there bodies have formed but there animal instincts havent matured properly...
3) To be a doofus all your life and end up a bum on the street begging for cash and food.

You have a case of Culleyitis, youre doomed haha

Culleyitis by Rory Andrews December 10, 2008

cuteitis 

Cuteitis is disease that people get when they fall in love with the wrong person

Symptoms are:sobbing,stress,sleepless nights,not being able to get over someone,missing the person too much

A:Cuteitis is taking over my life.I honestly can't think straight.

B:I know,I got it just over a week ago.I was crying so much!

cuteitis by Homophlob February 5, 2018

Cutehotish 

When someone is hot n cutee

Tyrell is cutehotish 💁

Cutehotish by Xoxoday September 20, 2022