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Custer Fuck

(kə-stɚ fək)

noun

1) A pun combining "Cluster Fuck" with the name of General Custer, the dickbag from Little Big Horn whose decisive defeat in part led to the massacre at Wounded Knee (because Americans are sore losers).

2) To be defeated through treachery (backstabbing, dick movies, breaking of treaties, etc)

3) To be systematically denied basic human dignity
1) Why has no one thought of the pun "custer fuck" before?

2) Man, Wounded Knee was a total custer fuck

3) The Pine Ridge rez got totally custer fucked.
Custer Fuck by RD323 June 28, 2014
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Colonel Cluster Fuck 

A very fitting nickname for George W. Bush, as given by Danny The Tourettes Guy.
Interviewer - What are your opinions on George W. Bush?
Danny - You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?
Interviewer - Yeah, him.
Danny - Fuck him! He's an asshole!

walking cluster fuck

1. A particularly bad cluster fuck.
2. An apt description of the current President of the United States and his administration, which has screwed up everything over the past five years.
George Bush is one bad walking cluster fuck.
walking cluster fuck by jesster79 February 2, 2006

after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck 

simply the best comeback in any situation ever
Gilbert: Go touch yourself
Drew: Shut up you after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck
Gilbert: ................

Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck 

A Mongolian Cluster Fuck of such magnitude, it is of Biblical proportion.
Adolf Hitler's attempt at world domination shall always be remembered as a Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck.

cluster fuck 

Miltary term for a situation caused by too many inept officers, cluster referring to the insignia worn my majors and LT. Colenels, oak leaf clusters.
The planning for this operation was a complete cluster fuck.
cluster fuck by Rick Maize September 10, 2003

A Cluster Fuck 

A completely unorganized gathering of people, usually involving a task that all the people must complete.
The baggabe claim at the airport was a cluster fuck; people had no clue where they were going.
A Cluster Fuck by Pesticide 5 September 5, 2006
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