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Cuntnugget 

piece of dried up blood in girls vag
i was gonna eat her out but there was a big cuntnugget in there
Cuntnugget by ahabingnag January 29, 2008

DoucheWaffleMc'CuntNugget

A more intense way of saying douchebag or tool. It is longer and more dramatic simply to show how douchy said person is.
Person1: Hey bro! I just banged ur cousin!
Person2: Wow, your a DoucheWaffleMc'CuntNugget

cuntnugget 

a derogatory term used to refer to an annoying, bitchy, or otherwise unfavorably viewed person, which compares the referent to a piece of dried period blood, cum (male or female) or some other refuse found in an unclean vaginal cavity, or on the surrounding labia
"{something bitchy or annoying}"

"Shut the fuck up you dumb cuntnugget!!"
cuntnugget by sirgillius March 1, 2010

Cuntnugget 

An asshole who is being a dumbass and should be shot for it.
"Hey you know who kicks ass? Coldplay"
"No they don't, you stupid little fucking cuntnugget asshole."
Cuntnugget by Ben March 24, 2004

Cuntnugget convention 

A group of people that outweighs a cluster fuck or any other definition
Work is a cuntnugget convention, no one knows what the fuck they are doing or cares.

Cuntnugget 

After you score mcnuggets at 3 A.M. you take the nuggets to your girl and get her wet, and have her use her cum as dipping sauce
Ahh... shit boy, last night me and my girl had a box full of cuntnuggets.
Cuntnugget by El Knuphrag November 21, 2010
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