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Carnivore Diet 

This diet involves eating primal raw meat just like a lion. Mostly from ruminant animals. It was invented by public figure Sv3rige. Sv3rige is very smart.
I eat carnivore diet because of Sv3rige who is very smart.

Raw Carnivore Diet 

Raw carnivore diet invented by Public Figure Sv3rige is a subsection of the carnivore diet. Similar to carnivore, it includes eating animal foods and animal products only. But it extends to raw animal products not cooked. Raw eggs raw dairy and raw meat makes up raw carnivore. It also includes fermented meat.
Sv3rige says raw carnivore diet is good but cooked carnivore and non carnivore is mental illness.

Cuntivore 

An individual so singularly dedicated to pussy ingestion that pussy becomes the main component of said individuals diet...
That Martin is such a cuntivore, last time he sneezed a tampon was blasted from his left nostril travelling almost 40 yards at speeds approaching 74 mph..
Cuntivore by Clem February 12, 2005
One who eats the flesh of animals
I believe I'll have a steak. I'm a carnivore.
carnivore by quagblar March 7, 2007

Cape Carnivore 

Getting quickly into an involved sexual emotional relationship only to fly out of your own life or crash land into the sea.

Robert J. Lanier
I need to walk slowly with you in the uphill direction and not blast off on Cape Carnivore.
Cape Carnivore by Robert J. Lanier January 16, 2008

Closet Carnivore 

Somebody who claims to be a vegetarian, usually for the purposes of appealing to a guy/girl who is also vegetarian, however they secretly eat meat either at home or at restaurants.
Girl: OMG that boy is sooo cute, and he is also a vegetarian and has real respect for animals!
Friend: I saw him eating a hotdog on the way home from school yesterday.. he's just a closet carnivore
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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