Curse of Curves 

A rather arousing "curse", first brought to attention by the popular music group, "Cute is What We Aim For."
The "curse" has been argued to just be a metaphor, just for use in the song, but further debate with other listeners has proved otherwise.
When a woman has the "Curse of Curves", it generally means she is a nice, sweet person, who has a curvy figure (large breasts, thin/slender midsection, large buttocks), and she is swarmed by men whom she has no interest in, and there is nothing she can nor wants to do about it.

"I've got the gift of one-liners, and you've got the Curse of Curves..."

-- Shaant Hacikyan, Cute is What We Aim For

Curse of Curves by Jordan Phillips January 2, 2009

curse of curves 

MOST amazing song by cute is what we aim for

"Ive got the gift of one liners and youv'e got the curse of curves and with this gift i can pose words in the question that comes forward"~Cute is What we aim for!

curse of curves by Becca Boo April 18, 2007

Curve of Worst Fit 

1.When one is not doing so well in a chemistry course.

2. The realisation that you have completely failed a lab, as marked by your incorrect data points.

"What do you think of my curve of best fit?"
"Uh.... more like curve of worst fit!"

Curve of Worst Fit by eSKape March 31, 2009

Box of curve balls

Something you ask a new new guy on your baseball/softball team to get to make them look foolish. See headlight fluid

Hey new guy, the coach wants you to go check with the other team to see if they brought a box of curve balls.

Box of curve balls by ChuckBS July 1, 2011

The curses of Jaysus

To disregard an item or a person, rendering them useless.

I bought a new cliggy yesterday and the fucker wouldn't work, the curses of jaysus on it. I was meant to meet Goosey in the crossbar last night and he never showed up, the curses of Jaysus on him.

The curses of Jaysus by Dave7g June 11, 2006

curve of a fish 

the curve of a fish is infinite, all is the curve of a fish

infinite like the curve of a fish

curve of a fish by a stolen rental car August 14, 2018

bell curve of banter 

The Bell Curve of Banter is a scale used to determine whither a joke or action is funny or "too far". One would compare the action which has just occurred with a typical bell curve with the very apex of the curve being top notch banter where everyone is having a great time. If any parties involved are adversely affected to the point where they are no longer enjoying themselves then the current exchange has surpassed the Bell Curve of Banter.

John: "Did you see that?! I just ruined Mike's chances with that girl!"
Gary:"Nah man. That's too far. You've surpassed the bell curve of banter."

bell curve of banter by CraigJDuffy March 30, 2016