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Curing Meat 

When you sweat enough that your balls get salty, drying them out and making them feel like sandpaper between your legs, similar to how meat was preserved in olden times.
I didn't shower after working out earlier, I'm curing meat like a goddamned pioneer over here!

curing some cancer 

(verb) euphemism for having the sexual relations of the most taboo variety with only a partially consenting adult
me: have you seen mike and jessica?
ann: i haven't; they're probably off somewhere curing some cancer
me: ew. that's disgusting
curing some cancer by elderlythud September 10, 2021

Cringe blindness 

Cringe blindness occurs when someone is unaware of either the cringey behavior around them or their own cringey behavior. Cringe blindness leads to a lack of any self-awareness or ability to notice social cues. Finally, an individual suffering from cringe blindness will be unaware of their suffering or the suffering of those around them.
Vincent was dancing around the graduation with a towel on his head and kept groping men's shoulders when taking group photos. It was clear to those around that he was suffering from cringe blindness.
Cringe blindness by 1014Tyme May 3, 2021

cringe bitch 

Most girls in the modern generation. Always doing the popular trend. Acts like a bitch and pissess you off.
Jessica is a cringe bitch because the only thing on her snapchats are her vaping and she can’t stop sucking dick.
cringe bitch by Litmoney27 May 29, 2018

Cringefag 

Young people with underdeveloped social skills that cringe at everything while explaining they are cringing.
"This Forsen video is so cringe"

"Shut up Cringefag"

Cringe at everything btw haHAA 12 btw haHAA
Cringefag by Youown March 7, 2018

Caring uncle Minpict 

A well known phrase often used to describe caring people who give off uncle vibes and could easily be named Minpict
Greg Davies can only be described as Caring uncle Minpict
Caring uncle Minpict by Minpict November 29, 2021
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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