2 definitions by Alaskan cock basket

Curing Meat

When you sweat enough that your balls get salty, drying them out and making them feel like sandpaper between your legs, similar to how meat was preserved in olden times.

I didn't shower after working out earlier, I'm curing meat like a goddamned pioneer over here!

by Alaskan cock basket June 5, 2017

junk yard chili dog

1. Passionless throat pounding until vomiting occurs.
2. Savage rectal plunder until a vomit-fecal slurry is achieved.
3. Perform furious mammory coitus.

I gave my old lady the old junk yard chili dog last night fellas!

by Alaskan cock basket May 29, 2017