curbside

Ordering someone to place their mouth on a curb (usually at gun point) and then stomping on the center of their head, cracking their jaw and sometimes killing them.

Niggas tryin to steal mah truck! Curbside mothafucka put yo mouth on the curb bitch! -American History X

by flykangaroo January 25, 2007

Curbside

When you drop someone off at the hospital who has OD’d

Eric ate too many shrooms so we curbsided him at the hospital so he doesn’t die.

by JimiCheesecake March 21, 2021

Curbside Shopaholic

one who is excessively fond of browsing through and taking discarded items left for garbage pick up on the curbside to the point it becomes a habit.

A hoarder.

Knew she was a curbside shopaholic when I saw her car was packed with more boxes of unwanted trash items again.

by Panthera Atrox January 27, 2011

Curbside Shopper

: one browsing through discarded items left on the curbside/street for garbage pick up.

A Curbside shopper must had stopped by since some of the free yard sale "left overs" are missing.

by Panthera Atrox January 27, 2011

Curbside Slip’N Slide

When the next rest stop is 5 miles away but you just can’t make it. Therefore, leaving an oddly viscous crap on the side of a highway.

Jerry! Dad just left a curbside Slip’N Slide at mile marker 15!

by DirtyDavy January 3, 2021

Curbside shopping

:endlessly seeking to find rare or valuable treasures among discarded items/trash left out on the curb or street.

A friend went curbside shopping yesterday and found a rare comic book which was left as trash on the curb.

by Panthera Atrox January 26, 2011

curbside prophet

1. term used to describe jason mraz.
2. song from jason mraz's debut cd Waiting for My Rocket to Come
3. also the name of the tour Jason had in 2004.

Im just a curbside prophet with my hand in my pocket, waitin for my rocket to come.

by rahbee July 11, 2005