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curbside 

Ordering someone to place their mouth on a curb (usually at gun point) and then stomping on the center of their head, cracking their jaw and sometimes killing them.
Niggas tryin to steal mah truck! Curbside mothafucka put yo mouth on the curb bitch! -American History X
curbside by flykangaroo January 25, 2007
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Curbside 

When you drop someone off at the hospital who has OD’d
Eric ate too many shrooms so we curbsided him at the hospital so he doesn’t die.
Curbside by JimiCheesecake March 21, 2021

Curbside Shopaholic 

one who is excessively fond of browsing through and taking discarded items left for garbage pick up on the curbside to the point it becomes a habit.

A hoarder.
Knew she was a curbside shopaholic when I saw her car was packed with more boxes of unwanted trash items again.

Curbside Shopper 

: one browsing through discarded items left on the curbside/street for garbage pick up.
A Curbside shopper must had stopped by since some of the free yard sale "left overs" are missing.
Curbside Shopper by Panthera Atrox January 27, 2011

Curbside Slip’N Slide 

When the next rest stop is 5 miles away but you just can’t make it. Therefore, leaving an oddly viscous crap on the side of a highway.
Jerry! Dad just left a curbside Slip’N Slide at mile marker 15!

Curbside shopping

:endlessly seeking to find rare or valuable treasures among discarded items/trash left out on the curb or street.
A friend went curbside shopping yesterday and found a rare comic book which was left as trash on the curb.
Curbside shopping by Panthera Atrox January 26, 2011

curbside prophet

1. term used to describe jason mraz.
2. song from jason mraz's debut cd Waiting for My Rocket to Come
3. also the name of the tour Jason had in 2004.
Im just a curbside prophet with my hand in my pocket, waitin for my rocket to come.
curbside prophet by rahbee July 11, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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