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Short for "calm your ass down".
Sox fan 1: I can't believe the Sox lost the season opener!
Sox fan 2: Curad, dude. They'll kick Yankees ass tomorrow.
Curad by Double D April 5, 2005
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Meme-Curatives 

„MCs“ are all concepts/perspectives that work as counter assertions against Meme-Pathogens i.e. beliefs that are destructive to white people and cause a physical, emotional and spiritual sickness, known as white-noir, in them.
„I have some new Meme-Curatives for you all: There is no excellence where there is equality. And the second: It is not the similarities that make us the same; it is the differences that make us different. Use them, they are powerful."
To have held someone in your arms gently. (Past tense)
"We had a bonding moment, I cradled you in my arms!"
Cradled by AnonymousKlance June 27, 2018

curaphobia 

A fear of having to engage in the performance or management of business or personal operations involving paperwork.
I haven't invoiced any of my customers for the last 6 months because of my acute curaphobia.
curaphobia by Lorien Gamaroff November 26, 2009

Da Vinci's Cradle 

Da Vinci's Cradle (DVC) is the sensational feeling of euphoria and ecstasy in a man's genitals that occurs during extreme falls and especially thrill rides at theme parks.
"Oh hell yes, that ride gave me extreme Da Vinci's Cradle!

"Too bad that the ladies will never experience the awesomeness of DVC."

"Dude, the DVC on that ride almost made me jizz!"

blue curacao 

one of the most amazing liquors ever. it mixes with vodka to make a blue angel, and blue mary, a blue lady, and mixes with tequila to make a blue margerita. but, the two best drinks in the world happen to be a desert sunrise, and a kamikaze.
where the hell is the blue curacao, i need to make my lady a blue angel.

curanxious

The combination of curiosity and anxiousness towards a certain goal or event.
Rob is curanxious about reuniting with Heather
curanxious by Brownguy and Freckles September 3, 2012
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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