This is a cruel and disgusting yet funny joke to do to a friend. A cup a fart is where you walk up near to the victim. Then you take your hand and cup it over your butthole and fart. Immediately following the fart you take your cupped hand and "throw" the fart about an inch from the persons nose, opening your hand right as it gets there. In doing this it simulates the persons nose being right by your butthole when you fart. The person will usually begin to gag and you will laugh your butt off.
I felt a huge fart cooking up so I walked over near John, cupped my hand over my butt then gave him a nice cup a fart. After the cup a fart John almost threw up because he just inhaled air that seconds before was inside my butthole and near my turds.
1. A cup of coffee. The term originates from former U.S. Navy Secretary Josephus Daniels; when Daniels banned alcohol from Navy vessels, soldiers instead drank coffee and grudgingly came up with the term.
2. A pair of coffee shops in Raleigh, North Carolina; incidently, both are only a few miles from Daniels' former residence.
1. Pour me a cup a joe, would ya?
2. Let's go to Cup A Joe and get some coffee.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*