Cuole

Cuole; A unit of measurement where one Cuole is one level of abstraction away from the reality of a situation.

For Example; You ask for a Hamburger.

-At one Cuole, I respond by giving you a Raccoon.

-At two Cuoles, You ask me for a hamburger but it turns out I don't exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger gently rests on the ground.

-At three Cuoles, You awake as a Hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips, The world is in Sepia.

Cuole by Savenger October 20, 2014

cole preston 

the most talented “indie” and cute drummer boy to ever exist. Cole Preston plays for the band Wallows alongside Braeden Lemasters, Dylan Minnette and two others. 10/10 would recommend stanning, will lead to clear skin.

hey have you heard Cole Preston sing in the new Wallows song? it’s about damn time! what can’t he do? 😌

cole preston by not a waller August 30, 2019

Ronnie Coleman

Ronnie Coleman is the most majestic man in existence. He is no unpreceivably muscualr and vuluptous if you dont get a boner while looking at this man your dick just doesn't work. It's not evena sexual thing its just your dick acknowledging the alpha male in the room.

Ronnie Coleman:*while deadlift Saturn's rings* LIGHT WEIGHT BABYYY..... YEAHH BUDDAY

Ronnie Coleman by Babatundedid911 April 6, 2020

Cole Sprouse 

a daddy™

wow look at that guy, he's a total cole sprouse!

Cole Sprouse by ColeSprouse August 9, 2017

cole allison 

cole Allison is the most sweet and nice person ever. He is funny and makes great povs. You would be very lucky to have a person like cole Allison in your life. He will make you smile and laugh a lot. He makes peoples days and has great interactions with his fans. Everything about Cole Alison is amazing.

“cole allison is the best person ever”

“cole allison makes me laugh”
“cole allison is my favorite”

cole allison by Nevaeh :) October 5, 2020

Cole sprouse 

EPITOME OF BEAUTY.

COLE SPROUSE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING WHO HAS EVER WALKED THE PLANET.

Cole sprouse by RAISINDAFFODILSLANA January 21, 2018

cole sprouse 

the guy who acted as cody in the 'the suite life of zach and cody'. He glowed-up real good and started his acting career again in 'riverdale' as jughead jones. cole mentioned that he began acting again for the sole purpose of making us feel like we hadn't wasted our money on posters of him when he was 12.

cole sprouse has funny tweets

cole sprouse by why is every name used already May 14, 2017