Cunty McTwat

when someone is such a pussy the only word to best describe them is Cunty McTwat

man.. Anthony is such a pussy, he wouldn't ask that chick out. i'm going to start calling him Cunty McTwat

Cunty McTwat by jhawkins December 4, 2010

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Cunty McTwat

the most bad ass bitch you'll ever meet. this girl will kiss you, break your nose and chug a bucket full of whiskey in 30 seconds

did she just spit out a chainsaw?? what a Cunty McTwat!

Cunty McTwat by Candy Candertits January 10, 2011

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Cunty McTwat Twat

Similar to Spanklenuts but worth the extra Syllables. A person who consistently performs in a twatty manner and needs to take the effort not to be such a cock.

Who keeps taking the newspaper from our crew room?

Oh, Lachlan does.

He is such a Cunty McTwat Twat

Cunty McTwat Twat by NZAP 9041 November 22, 2011

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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