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A piece of software so useless, intrusive, poorly-conceived, designed and/or supported one forms the opinion that everyone who was involved in its creation, marketing and distribution is a cunt.
Norton Anti-Virus is the archetype of cuntware.
cuntware by Lord Grimcock November 6, 2007

cuntlapper

a negative term for a person you may have low regard for. a popular alternative to douchebag or a step up from a asshole.
That cuntlapper just ate my fries!
cuntlapper by AC Paco June 27, 2006

cuntbarker 

-A very stupid bitch who never shuts up, which is made worse by the fact that almost nothing she says is useful. A female of this persuasion never realizes this because she swears she's always right, and is more than willing to make a mockery of reality through lies and other manipulative acts in order to further her own nefarious schemes.
"Stay away from that cuntbarker, if you value your soul."
cuntbarker by Batrastard July 12, 2003

cuntlapper

I love to eat pussy, so that makes me a cuntlapper
cuntlapper by Azeroth April 14, 2003

cuntlapper

n. American slang. 1) a person who performs cunnilingus on female genitalia; 2) a heterosexual male; 3) a sex-minded heterosexual male.
While he was diving into the spot between her legs, she thought, now this feels good because he's a good cuntlapper
cuntlapper by Roger October 13, 2003

cuntwanker

Noun: A Cunt that clearly is also a wanker.
Wow Michael, you are such a cuntwanker. And you suck at golf.
cuntwanker by thehonkster June 11, 2009