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Cuntraband

A woman who is too skanky, sketchy, tall or in any way off-limits.

Consider the following dialogue:

T: "I think I have a crush on J's mom."
K: "J's mom has too many STDs. She's cuntraband."

or:

T: "Would you ever sleep with L?"
K: "Nah...S has had his way with L. You don't want to mess with him. L is cuntraband."

by speakn0evil July 21, 2008