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Cuntimus Prime 

one who is being a complete douche and or asshole, while devoid of emotion.
fuck you cuntimus prime
The King of Cunts.
Term used in reference to an Operations manager for a large oil company working offshore Ghana.
The decision has been made, Cunticus has spoken.
Cunticus is the ruler of the realm of the cunts.
Cunticus by fdddededde August 20, 2017

cuntious 

a very posh cunt.
you are very cuntious
cuntious by haggard-ash August 14, 2009

Self Cuntious

To be aware of how much of a cunt you are or are capable of being and then try to curb your cuntiness for the benefit of others.
My self cuntious is probably the reason no one's realised I'm a complete cunt. I keep that shit under wraps.
Self Cuntious by Fortitude July 2, 2015

Cuntitus 

An acute disease or disorder That mainly affects the brain and the personality and return affecting a person’s decision making skills and personality traits negatively.
Man she is acting so crazy I think she has Cuntitus...
Cuntitus by ABBEYizzaG December 28, 2017

cuntius maximus 

Oversized vaginal muscles which can be used as a deterent for a penis if trained well.
"Dude there was no way in. Her cuntius maximus were jst too strong."
cuntius maximus by groggycunt August 13, 2009
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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