Cuntgratulated

1. The act of getting laid for a job well done. To receive sex, in leu of a gift or card.

When I got home from work last night, my wife cuntgratulated me on my promotion.

by Manthorn March 04, 2009

Cuntgratulate

Term used to convey deep respect and awe to an individual (male or female) that has gotten all up inside many cunts of various shapes, sizes and smells. Typically qualifies individual as a cunt connoisseur.

Sir I must cuntgratulate you on your epic tour of European countries. I can't believe you scored snatch in every single one of the countries you visited!

by The Masta Z July 29, 2013

cuntgratulations

congratulating someone whos being an obnoxious cunt about their success or achievements.

cuntgratulations on your new job, now could you please shut the fuck up about it.

by Matt-jw May 15, 2016

cuntgratulations

giving sarcastic praise for a female that is not in your sphere of influence for a counter-productive task.

Bob offered Brian's girlfriend cuntgratulations when she successfully cock-blocked him at the bar.

by mongo61 January 23, 2009