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cuntgratulations

congratulating someone whos being an obnoxious cunt about their success or achievements.
cuntgratulations on your new job, now could you please shut the fuck up about it.
cuntgratulations by Matt-jw May 15, 2016

cuntwatulated 

cuntwatulated: A generic term referring to vaginal ageing. The female genital area usually warms to it's purpose in the teen years as it officially becomes "pussy", in the late teens to mid twenties it is often referred to as a "puss", "quim" etc. From the early thirties on, words such as "bearded clam", "gash" and "twat" come into play. From the late forties into the mid fifties, often around the time of menopause, the female gential region goes through the change known as "cuntwatulation, and hence, becomes "cuntwatulated"
Mary was growing older, her desire for sex had dwindled since she had become cuntwatulated in her early fifties, but she still felt the need for sex every now and then. Fortunately this could be quickly forgotten by eating a pound of ice cream.
cuntwatulated by Vinter April 22, 2008

congratulate yourself 

You can't congratulate yourself too much or you could say, I saw that guy congratulating himself last night in the bushes.
congratulate yourself by Monkey Time September 2, 2017

cuntgratulations

giving sarcastic praise for a female that is not in your sphere of influence for a counter-productive task.
Bob offered Brian's girlfriend cuntgratulations when she successfully cock-blocked him at the bar.
cuntgratulations by mongo61 January 23, 2009

Cuntgratulated 

1. The act of getting laid for a job well done. To receive sex, in leu of a gift or card.
When I got home from work last night, my wife cuntgratulated me on my promotion.

Cuntgratulated by Manthorn March 4, 2009

DO NOT CONGRATULATE 

What is said to someone when not to do something, but it is done anyway
I told You, DO NOT CONGRATULATE that idiot
Word of the Day on April 10, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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