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monthly cunt bleeding that occur's in the female reproductive system when blood tissues leave their body. otherwise known as menstrual cycle or period, but more cunty.
other phrases that can be used instead of cuntflow are: pussyrain or vaginal flooding
- are you having your cuntflow today?
- this chair is dirty, i think someone's forecast said pussyrain.
- my vaginal flooding today is feeling monstrous, do you have an xxl tampon i could borrow?
cuntflow by Cuntessa Homo September 19, 2022
Words you can keep
The movement of a large group of women
-Hey dude have you been on the last marathon run?
-nah, just a cuntflow nothing more
Cuntflow by Snustouryteller April 8, 2025

cuntslow 

1. If you are a cuntslow, you are aware of the definition. It is a trait that is birthed, not taught.

2. See pussy magnet.
JoJo and Scot are such cuntslows, it's so sexy; Malik, is certainly not.
cuntslow by Scot Fenton November 3, 2007

cuntblower 

A mean selfish person, similar to asshole
Stop being such a cuntblower and give me a ride Sam!
cuntblower by Colin Suehler February 21, 2007

Cuntflop 

This is the name given to the action of falling unexpectedly. Due the the fall, or trip, happening without warning, the arms of the flopee will flail around as they attempt to regain their balance. However, the true cuntflop happens when balance is not regained, and the flopee lands in a heap on the floor, generally bruised in some areas of their person. In the event of this happening with an audience, the audience will probably guffaw loudly due to the unco-ordinated nature of the fall. This can be extremely embarrassing for the floppee.

This word originated in the West of Scotland, near Glasgow.
Example 1 :

George : 'Hey Bill ! What's wrong with your face, you appear to have a swollen lip. Were you beaten up?'

Bill : 'Naw, I totally cuntflopped. My younger sibling left their skateboard in the hall, and I slipped on it.'

Example 2:

Timothy is walking up the stairs in front of a group of other people when he trips on a step, falling up the stairs and wildly throwing his arms out, but unfortunately he falls right on his face.

Other People : 'HAH ! CUNTFLOP !'

Timothy quickly scurries away, thouroughly embarrassed.
Cuntflop by Syllabub August 21, 2009

cuntfloss 

Pubic hair that is found between your teeth after oral sex with a female
Guy said "I wish she had shaved, now I have a mouth full of cuntfloss"
cuntfloss by mboy September 8, 2007

cuntflounder

Just an all around cunt or person who enjoys being a cunt
Did you see john over there? No I don’t talk to that cuntflounder
cuntflounder by JacksonfuckAss December 30, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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