cuntfloss

Pubic hair that is found between your teeth after oral sex with a female

Guy said "I wish she had shaved, now I have a mouth full of cuntfloss"

by mboy September 8, 2007

Cuntfussing

/Kunt'fuss'ing/

Verb informal
gerund or present participle: cuntfussing

(Of a cunt) bitch (complain)to someone, typically a man. It'll matter which is regarded as a annoying or illogical.

" I'm listening to my girlfriend cuntfussing over a missed call."

by Knight-Saladin December 21, 2016

cuntflaps

Noun, plural. The two outer folds of the vulva. The labia majora.

"Put your skirt down. I can see your cuntflaps."

by the Snailfather April 9, 2006

cuntflaps

Coarse slang term for the female labia (inner or outer).

Also: Wizard's sleeve, piss-flaps etc.

Look at the cuntflaps on that girl! You would lose your arm in there!

by Menace December 1, 2004

cuntcloser

One who closes cunts

One who is an extreme turnoff to girls, causing their vagina to contract as not to let cock come in and play

"Dude I think Lauren wants it!" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would think that.." says da Jaus

"Dude I hate when you get a boner and then you wanna get out of a pool." says Mike
"So it's okay to have the boner in the pool?" says da Jaus
"Yea, nobody can see it" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would say that..." says da Jaus

by MIKENIT July 4, 2009

cuntfussing

when an annoying person is fussing about something and or is inconsistently rambling and speaking and maybe nagging

James: No offense but your girlfriend is always cuntfussing about the smallest and weakest of reasons
Jack: Whats cuntfussing?
James: complaining

by W33niss January 6, 2017

cuntulous-skankasaurus

a crator/ nooks n' crannies faced whorebag who feeds on drama. As if sleeping with your boyfriend wasn't bad enough, this slut will then (as an added on favor) call dcf on you. While the police are at your house, and your life is crashing down around you, she will drive by and wave. Of course all while on the way to bang your boyfriend... again. This twofaced crackwhore look-a-like will parade all of this around in your face, after placing a restrainging order on you so that there is nothing you can do about it.

niffer cuntulous-skankasaurus

by yasnoozeyalose July 30, 2010