Cunt-Bumper 

Slang for a Lesbian.

Originated from the iPhone autocorrect function.

Let's go to the club and look for some Cunt-bumpers!

Cunt-Bumper by Rhys5891 December 13, 2010

bumper cunt 

Similar to a FUPA or Gunt, in that a large sack of fat is present in the upper genital area, however a Bumper Cunt is present only when the FUPA is shaped more like a car bumper in that it is exceptionally short from top to bottom, but very wide from buttocks to pubic area. An extereme FUPA. Similar in shape to a skin draped shelf.

Yo! That bitch ain't got no regular FUPA, shes got a fuckin' bumper cunt!

She knocked over the vase with her huge bumper cunt

bumper cunt by Retem Nad August 18, 2006

cunt bumpers

Two women who engage in the act of cunt bumping.

Ellen Degeneres and Rosie Odonell are two famous cunt bumpers.

cunt bumpers by theJAW June 26, 2008

Cuntbumper 

A large fat roll covering the whole of a females sexual anatomy

"Ew did you see that 90 lb cuntbumper on that drivers ed teacher how does she even sit in the passengers seat damn!!"

Cuntbumper by buttmusket July 23, 2009

cuntlumper 

a woman with a bulge of fat just above her groin, that must wriggle to get her overly tight trousers over the aforesaid impediment.

That cuntlumper must've been doing the centipede to get those skin-tight Jordache's on.

cuntlumper by Dr. Shred July 8, 2003