Cunt Balls

When you are dejected. Alternate to saying "Shucks" or "Muther fuckers" in frustration. Instead, say, "Cunt Balls!".

1. Kevin realizes he forgot his ID at the airport security gate.."Cunt Balls!"

2. Kevin in front of a judge for speeding, asks to have fine reduced. Judge: "You will pay the maximum fine"
Kevin: "Cunt Balls!"

3. Kevin parked his car in NYC without plugging the meter for a quick coffee and bagel run. He returns to find a parking ticket. "Cunt Balls!"

Cunt Balls by Kevin Side of Bacon August 5, 2010

Cunt balls

When u sitting in a car and u look over and ur nuts are stuck in a bag of cut off forskin

Eww you got cunt balls bro

Cunt balls by Burn them all June 20, 2023

Cunt Ball 

The Ball on the ring of a female genital piercing.

I was bangin' that girl so hard her cunt ball popped off.

Cunt Ball by Jessi_Cat October 20, 2012

ball cunt 

Male: For a male, it is when your balls are sunk into your body, due to cold water or weather, and the left over skin from your balls looks like a cunt.

Female: For a female, it is when your vagina is so meaty, it looks like a sack of nuts.

Joe, you are a dirty ball cunt.

ball cunt by Frank V. (Smokey) July 29, 2008

cunt sucker ball 

a bitch ass hoe who acts like she dont wanna suck yo dick but you know she want it

Guy: hey u wana suck my dick?
Hoe: ew no, go away.
Guy: i know u want to tho, such a cunt sucker ball.

cunt sucker ball by killdkilld September 24, 2017

dufus cunt provolone ball 

an asshole-ish idiot

Dude, your a dufus cunt provolone ball!

dufus cunt provolone ball by erisch September 8, 2006

ball juggling thunder cunt 

It is simply the greatest come back known to man. Can be used at any time, in any argument .

You sir are in fact a Ball Juggling Thunder Cunt, point blank, plain and simple, that's all there is to it.

ball juggling thunder cunt by SrSlothsAlot July 18, 2014