Cunt Trumpet

Pussy farts. After a good, hard fuck that pumps a lot of air into the vagina, the sound that emerges from a woman's birth canal. Guaranteed to make you laugh. Unlike their rectal counterparts, pussy farts do not smell.

"What a cunt trumpet! She's the Louis Armstrong of queefers! Play 'Freebird!'"

Cunt Trumpet by creedmoor May 6, 2006

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I couldn't hear the commentary over the fucking cunt trumpet

Cunt trumpet by Kokweasl June 20, 2010

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Related Words

Cunt Trumpet • Trumpet Cunt • Cuntcrumpet • CuntTrumptious • cunt • cunt punch • cunt biscuit • cunt bitch • cunt bunt • cunt stunt

Trumpet Cunt

a person who is deficient in education, morals or wit and shows this when interacting with others.

"Matt shut it you trumpet cunt"

Trumpet Cunt by Chris Newton March 13, 2007

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CuntTrumptious

Speaking masses of bullshit out of a very small mouth.

Stop being CuntTrumptious you ginger wigged imbecile

CuntTrumptious by SirGreg May 17, 2017

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Cuntcrumpet

Just some funny insult I came up with working at dairy queen when my coworker told me I wasnt doing something right so then I called her a cuntcrumpet and it threw her off guard. A variation of it (which is my meme account)is cumcrumpet

Coworker:" you can't make the display that way you dumbass"
You: why don't you do it yourself then ya cuntcrumpet

Cuntcrumpet by Idontoweyouchildsupport November 7, 2021

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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