The female equivalent of a cock blocker. When one girl brings up something vile about another girl in front of a guy that immediately turns the guy off to the girl (done either intentionally or accidentally). It usually involves bringing to light the girl's poor hygiene choices or medical record, thereby punting her cunt out of play.
Jen: Hey Brad, I really like you - let's go to your room.
Brad: Totally.
Angie: Hope that Valtrex got rid of your herpes, Jen!
Brad: Uh I'm going to pass on this skank.
Jen: Way to be a cunt punter, Angie. I hate you.
Brad: Totally.
Angie: Hope that Valtrex got rid of your herpes, Jen!
Brad: Uh I'm going to pass on this skank.
Jen: Way to be a cunt punter, Angie. I hate you.
by ARuss703 October 24, 2009
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Butters donkey fucked his ex girlfriend , after finisheing he cunt punted that whore out the door. He is such a cunt punter! Yeah Boy!
by Jeremy (i.e. midget, i.e., hey butter wanna play lord of the rings?) November 28, 2004
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used to describe a person, thing, or situation (usually referring to a women)
that makes you want to cunt punt someone or something.
that makes you want to cunt punt someone or something.
by drklein April 23, 2013
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"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"
by Daniel Connolly April 20, 2007
Get the cuntputer mug.A term stemming from New Zealand to describe lowcut leather shoes worn into town by sex pests. Often accompanied with gold jewelry, excessive hair gel, shifty eyes, the aroma of Winfield Reds mixed with enough cologne to kill a small child.
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Get the Cunthunters mug.by debra mackie April 29, 2007
Get the cuntputer mug.A man who isn't afraid of women. One who will grab them by the hair, boot em in the cunt, and shout profanities all in an effort to try and put them in their place.
"Jeremy accused me of being a Cuntpunter, so I showed him what was up when i cuntpunted his ho-bag wife out the livingroom window!"
by cuntpunter69 October 27, 2008
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