Man, you won't believe this, but my girl woke me up with sex, brought me breakfast in bed, and even folded my shirts for my business trip. She is such a cunt cookie.
by sj1 December 17, 2009
A person who has surpassed the levels of "asshole," "shithead," and "douchebag," but has not yet reached the level of "fucker" or "motherfucker." A cunt cookie is the epitome of a complete ass of society.
"Dude, Trey slipped some raw doodoo in her sweet tea, then she drank it and contracted AIDS. What a cunt cookie."
by forevercha0s April 29, 2005
When a bitch is on her period and you go down on her lucky to find little salty hard bits of dried blood that you absolutely must stop to chew.
Whooaaaaa......fuck bitch! You is gonna have to wait to cum whiles I gets me some cunt cookies!
Every month my cooze bakes me a batch of cunt cookies...yumm yumm! I just loves my cunt cookies!
Every month my cooze bakes me a batch of cunt cookies...yumm yumm! I just loves my cunt cookies!
by Rayan X September 5, 2006
When you eat out a woman's vagina, and it is so nasty that when you finish, there is crusty stuff around your mouth.
by ttyfhj June 30, 2011
Girl Scout cookies what else
Walked out of Sam’s Club and the little cunts we’re all over me, do you wanna buy some cunt scout cookies?
by Old Sparky March 17, 2018
by big cunt josh March 12, 2019
How you would describe an angry pack of Girl Scouts who burned your house to the ground because you refused to buy their cookies.
Maybe I should of bought a couple of boxes from the cookie cunts because now I have nowhere to live.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020