Cunt Balls

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When you are dejected. Alternate to saying "Shucks" or "Muther fuckers" in frustration. Instead, say, "Cunt Balls!".

1. Kevin realizes he forgot his ID at the airport security gate.."Cunt Balls!"

2. Kevin in front of a judge for speeding, asks to have fine reduced. Judge: "You will pay the maximum fine"
Kevin: "Cunt Balls!"

3. Kevin parked his car in NYC without plugging the meter for a quick coffee and bagel run. He returns to find a parking ticket. "Cunt Balls!"

Cunt Balls by Kevin Side of Bacon August 5, 2010

Words you can keep

Cunt balls

When u sitting in a car and u look over and ur nuts are stuck in a bag of cut off forskin

Eww you got cunt balls bro

Cunt balls by Burn them all June 20, 2023

Cunt Ball

The Ball on the ring of a female genital piercing.

I was bangin' that girl so hard her cunt ball popped off.

Cunt Ball by Jessi_Cat October 20, 2012

ball cunt

Male: For a male, it is when your balls are sunk into your body, due to cold water or weather, and the left over skin from your balls looks like a cunt.

Female: For a female, it is when your vagina is so meaty, it looks like a sack of nuts.

Joe, you are a dirty ball cunt.

ball cunt by Frank V. (Smokey) July 29, 2008

cunt sucker ball

a bitch ass hoe who acts like she dont wanna suck yo dick but you know she want it

Guy: hey u wana suck my dick?
Hoe: ew no, go away.
Guy: i know u want to tho, such a cunt sucker ball.

cunt sucker ball by killdkilld September 24, 2017

dufus cunt provolone ball

an asshole-ish idiot

Dude, your a dufus cunt provolone ball!

dufus cunt provolone ball by erisch September 8, 2006

ball juggling thunder cunt

It is simply the greatest come back known to man. Can be used at any time, in any argument .

You sir are in fact a Ball Juggling Thunder Cunt, point blank, plain and simple, that's all there is to it.

ball juggling thunder cunt by SrSlothsAlot July 18, 2014

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026