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cunt badger 

A Cunt Badger,A Badger which lives in a cunt

The Cunt Badger is rare species of badger which is not talked about often due to the huge contorversy surrounding them. Once lodged inside ones cunt, a cunt badger is notoriously hard to remove. normally by gassing or by poison.
Cunt Badgers are famed for there passionate defense of their homes weilding sharp claws and its teeth to attack anything deemed predatory to its cunt. Often men have lost their entire penis to a cunt badger while trying to commit sexual acts. Cunt badgers often retaliate violently to the use of tampons
A Cunt badger has beneficial traits not often talked about once lodged inside a cunt it will begin a gruelling cleaning operation leaving ones cunt freash and clean.
"you sir...are a cunt badger" as a insult
"Argh i've got a cunt badger" as a medical complaint
"Cunt Badgers!!!" a cry of desperation
cunt badger by Cunt Badger August 29, 2008
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Cunt Badger 

A polite way of calling someone a Cunt. Using this word will not offend due to it being impossible to call someone it with a straight face.
Dammit Chris your such a cunt badger...
Cunt Badger by TJ_1984 October 12, 2005

cunt badger 

a viciously mean person or animal.
Holy shit, that lunch lady was meaner than a cunt badger!
cunt badger by swt1124 January 29, 2009

Cunt Badger 

A Cunt Badger,A Badger which lives in a cunt

The Cunt Badger is rare species of badger which is not talked about often due to the huge contorversy surrounding them. Once lodged inside ones cunt, a cunt badger is notoriously hard to remove. normally by gassing or by poison.
Cunt Badgers are famed for there passionate defense of their homes weilding sharp claws and its teeth to attack anything deemed predatory to its cunt. Often men have lost their entire penis to a cunt badger while trying to commit sexual acts. Cunt badgers often retaliate violently to the use of tampons
A Cunt badger has beneficial traits not often talked about once lodged inside a cunt it will begin a gruelling cleaning operation leaving ones cunt freash and clean.
"you sir...are a cunt badger" as a insult
"Argh i've got a cunt badger" as a medical complaint
"Cunt Badgers!!!" a cry of desperation
Cunt Badger by Lucifer!! August 29, 2006

cunt banger 

1. One who likes to bang a womans cunt with thier hand or penis to further stimulate the woman
2. One who engages in sexual activites so ferociously he bangs into her cunt
3. A way women pleasure themselves when engaging in girl only activities
4. When the ball sac slaps against a girl's cunt while engaged in anal activity
That girl over there is hugely turned on by any cunt banger.

cunt bagger 

it means bitch;

also a female grocery store bagger
U cunt bagging cunt bagger son of a bitch

Cuntbagger 

An individual who, by being a cabaiste, snatches glory from ones hand.
Yi fuckin cuntbagger.
Cuntbagger by M. A. Larkin November 26, 2007
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