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Cunna Lingus 

This is a continuation of the game Get Yer Hole
If a player got their whole in one and now the other player owes them alcohol.
Cunna lingus again involves a beer mat and a pint glass. The player who now owes drink can use this to get out of buying the drink.
The player holds a beer mat in their mouth and has 5 shots to try flick the beer mat from their mouths so it lands on/in the pint glass.
If they get it in 5 shots they dont have to buy any alcohol for the other player.
He had me in Get Yer Hole... But I got him with Cunna lingus
Cunna Lingus by Shinoodle-oodle June 15, 2009
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Cunny Linguistic 

Cunny Linguistic is when a woman or genetically mutated man talks out of their vagina.
Woman: I really like the film The Warriors. Man : Who said that.

Woman: me. Man : Girl, you must be cunny linguistic.
Cunny Linguistic by TheMod October 14, 2011

Cunnilingus Hedonist 

A person who is an oral slut and has no problem or shame using someone to fill his or her hedonistic desire tank full to the top, with great oral sex. They will use and abuse, whoever they need to achieve their oral pleasure.
1. I licked that pussy so good that when I hit her with the 360 Clit Lick she went Cunnilingus Hedonist on me the rest of the relationship!

2. Bro, my tongue is so tender, and my jaw is sore, from this Cunnilingus Hedonist I’m dating.
Cunnilingus Hedonist by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 11, 2019

Cunnilingus 

oral sex performed on the vagina
“i gave your girlfriend cunnilingus on my couch”

Cunnilingus 

Cunnilingus is an oral sex act performed by a person on a female's genitalia (the clitoris, other parts of the vulva or the vagina). The clitoris is the most sexually sensitive part of the human female genitalia, and its stimulation may result in female sexual arousal or orgasm.
Cheers to men who love cunnilingus.
Cunnilingus by Dudu2 January 10, 2015

Coffee Cup Cunnilingus

The act of licking the foam from the inside of a coffee cup, often compared to a sexual act due to how enjoyable and suggestive it is.
Guy 1: Dude, how'd you get cappuccino froth all over you face?
Guy 2: Oh, I performed coffee cup cunnilingus a minute ago.
Guy 1: Shit, you got some in your eyebrows.
Guy 2: Yeah I really get into it.

Girl: That's kinda hot.
Coffee Cup Cunnilingus by jag-d April 28, 2012

Captain Cunnilingus 

A superhero who flies around looking for girls who want to be eaten out!
Captain Cunnilingus by Kcally June 14, 2008
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