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Person A: "damn bro your mom's coochie was so cungent I couldn't eat it. it stank so bad"
Person B: "please stop having sex with my mom"
Cungent by MattMelon519 November 22, 2022
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The description of something that resembles vaginal texture or feel.
"The ground we walked on felt squishy and cungent."

"The apple pie had a cungent texture as I put my fingers into it."
Cungent by Phil Squiddle November 2, 2009

Cuntentia 

Someone that is born a cunt and then develops dementia, therefore becoming a bigger cunt.
The penthouse ogre is suffering from cuntentia.
Cuntentia by anonymous October 2, 2023

Congentium 

A group of fellow men, endeavoring upon a divine quest or embarkment to achieve a common goal (drinking, athletic competitions, mastication, etc etc etc...)
When one member of the congentium finishes a hop-brewed beverage, by any means, containing at least 4.5% alcohol, all assembled members of the party raise their fists in the feat at which has been accomplished and join together in a unified fist bump in righteous-manly hood
Congentium by Stephen&Matt February 18, 2009
A feminist term to replace "lady blog." Coined by twitter personality, Haley Mlotek.
"Rejecting the term "lady blog" in favor of the more palatable "cuntent," please adjust correspondence accordingly." -Haley Mlotek
cuntent by G.W.N. April 26, 2015

Cuntentines Day 

Opposite of valentines day basically if yaaaaa hate it :')
Person 1 'happy valentines day!'
Person 2 *dirty look*
Person 2 'happy cuntentines day'
Cuntentines Day by emily&vicki March 2, 2011
adj: The feeling of satisfaction you get after having a lady grind her pussy over your mouth.
One is very cuntented
cuntent by Fisheye July 16, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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