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The description of something that resembles vaginal texture or feel.
"The ground we walked on felt squishy and cungent."

"The apple pie had a cungent texture as I put my fingers into it."
Cungent by Phil Squiddle November 2, 2009

Cuntentia 

Someone that is born a cunt and then develops dementia, therefore becoming a bigger cunt.
The penthouse ogre is suffering from cuntentia.
Cuntentia by anonymous October 2, 2023

Congentium 

A group of fellow men, endeavoring upon a divine quest or embarkment to achieve a common goal (drinking, athletic competitions, mastication, etc etc etc...)
When one member of the congentium finishes a hop-brewed beverage, by any means, containing at least 4.5% alcohol, all assembled members of the party raise their fists in the feat at which has been accomplished and join together in a unified fist bump in righteous-manly hood
Congentium by Stephen&Matt February 18, 2009
A feminist term to replace "lady blog." Coined by twitter personality, Haley Mlotek.
"Rejecting the term "lady blog" in favor of the more palatable "cuntent," please adjust correspondence accordingly." -Haley Mlotek
cuntent by G.W.N. April 26, 2015

Cuntentines Day 

Opposite of valentines day basically if yaaaaa hate it :')
Person 1 'happy valentines day!'
Person 2 *dirty look*
Person 2 'happy cuntentines day'
Cuntentines Day by emily&vicki March 2, 2011
adj: The feeling of satisfaction you get after having a lady grind her pussy over your mouth.
One is very cuntented
cuntent by Fisheye July 16, 2003
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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