Cumuck

1.The process of dyeing ones nose black
2.can replace almost any adjective, noun, or verb in a sentence

1.Oh cumuck I almost died XD
2.yo man, I got a cumuck on my nose

by Cumuck January 24, 2017

Cumuck

1.The process of dyeing ones nose black
2.can replace almost any adjective, noun, or verb in a sentence

1.Oh cumuck I almost died XD
2.yo man, I got a cumuck on my nose

by Cumuck January 24, 2017

cumbucket list

A list of sexual activities that one wishes to be a part of before they die. Usually such acts are so ridiculous that the person in question must either be a promiscuous female (to the extent of a cumbucket) or a man who will have to find the appropriate cumbucket(s) as very few women will agree to the acts.

1) "How are you and your gf?"
"We're great, but I still have a cumbucket list I need to finish and there is no way she'll be in on it."
"Such as?"
"A threesome in a port-o-potty, ass to vaj to peanut butter to mouth and repeat, and 69 while rock climbing ."
"...You sick fuck."

2) "My bucket list ends with getting tripled teamed on mount rushmore."
"Girl, that's a straight cumbucket list."

by slapshot5hole May 23, 2010

cumduck

1. A paper mache core duck feathered by dried cum tissues stuck to it. It must include the semens of 5-6 different men.
2. A duck. Made of cum.

"You need to jerk off more so we can finish this cumduck already."
"I really think a cumduck would add to the feng shui of this dining room."
"Did you see the cumduck exhibit at the Met?"

by Greg and Gino May 9, 2008

Cumfuckle

The want for Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert.

Person1: Hey baby sugar kitten cumfuckle Tilly bop, you hungry?
Person2: yeah I am
Person1: For what?
Person2: Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert

by Motownphilly February 17, 2021

cumducking

v. When a girl moves her face away from an ejaculating penis to avoid cum from hitting her in the eyes, nose or mouth, getting it in the neck or hair instead.

Daisy hates her face being turned into glazed doughnut, so she's become an expert in cumducking.

by Nickilicious February 12, 2008

Cumrucking

where after giving head (and swallowing) you burp and some cum comes up in the back of your throat.

Dude, my boyfriend totally came too much so when I burped, it was actually me cumrucking.

by Macjammin March 31, 2010