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When a fresh cum sock filled with shit is thrown at someone with malicious intent.
Bro, he just yucked that cumtex into the shortbus.
Cumtex by DrSeaman February 28, 2025
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When a man cums in a girl, then the girl picks the cum out with her fingers. The man then proceeds to licking the cum off of her fingers and spitting it in the girls asshole, and then having anal sex.
"Yo me and my girl totally cumtered last night"

"Hey, do you want to do a cumter tonight?"
cumter by thegrizzelybear September 11, 2011
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cumsexual 

A fucking idiot
Alex: Hey dad I'm cumsexual.
Dad: I'm gonna go buy a pack of cigarettes, goodbye.
Alex: But dad you don't smoke.
*door slams shut*
cumsexual by MinaTass April 21, 2021
A tissue paper that has been soiled by a generous amount of male semen.
gabs mom got pregnant after fingering herself using her sons cumnex.
cumnex by yourmominathong? August 17, 2009
Cute and Sexy. Often described as more cute than sexy but still both.
Anique = Cutexy.
Anique is pissed because she is being told that she is Cutexy rather than being told that she is hawt.
Cutexy by Osmond Haughton Jr. January 5, 2009
When circumstances make it appropriate to use the word 'cunt'.
Mother: "Oh that lady was a cunt"
Daughter: "You can't say that!"
Mother: "It was in cuntext!"
cuntext by nachoworm December 4, 2010

cumsexual 

person 1: I love cum

Bob (from minions): you are cumsexual
cumsexual by snarkpark June 27, 2021
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