Cumstein 

a person who is possibly queer and definitely Jewish

fuckin cumstein showed up and shit the bed.

Cumstein by OPE!Sluts. May 22, 2021

cumstain 

Although often referred to as a side effect of blowing one's load, this is also an acceptable term for someone who is stupid, lame, a douche bag, or simply a raging tool whom you feel utter disdain for.

Hey, cumstain, why the hell did you eat my sandwich?

cumstain by B-Mac! May 23, 2007

cumstain 

Whats left on your boxers after you download pron.

I woke up the next morning and the sheets were stuck to my cumstains!!!1

cumstain by big joe April 26, 2003

the cursed cumstain 

after getting it good you pull out before you finish. then ritually kiss her forehead and chant made up shit before busting one on her face. then with your finger you rearrange the cum to look like an anigram or something cultic. then you slap her in the face because she is evil. you then scream like a girl and call her cursed.

bonus points: if Iron Maiden's "number of the beast" is in the background playing

guy 1:"bro, she had it, she had the cursed cumstain."

guy 2: " bro, you gave it to her.

guy 1: it still counts...it was evil

the cursed cumstain by mascow July 26, 2016

cumstain 

1.n) a stain resulting from the presence of cum 2. adj) something that has a negative referance

1. I got a cumstain on my shoe!
2. You are such a cumstain!

cumstain by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002

cumstain 

This is a stain of your sperm on your clothing, very difficult to get rid of stain, washing powder use should be doubled when removing cumstain

"OMG OMG OMG (moaning), YOU JUST PUT A CUMSTAIN ON MY LEGGINGS JERRY!"

cumstain by magical_pony October 30, 2019

Cumstain McGoo 

George W. Bush, the man who likes to masturbate over killing them godamn evil-doers in towels.
Damn their cultural differences, that's not American!

"Free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
-George W. Bush aka Cumstain McGoo, unknown date

Cumstain McGoo by Choking Victim December 6, 2006