Cumshovel

A "cumshovel" is referring to your penis for its intended purpose. A cum shovels main purpose is to shovel cum. After this the female partner is so grateful she rewards you with some sloppy toppy, thus recycling the cum.

If you dont understand Still Google "why is my penis mushroom shaped?"

Ex 1:Bob broke up with his girlfriend, now Jack is dating her. Now Jack is Bob's "Cumshovel".
Ex 2: I can't wait to clean her guts out with my "cumshovel".

by Bigslongsurvivor April 23, 2022

CumShower

an expression used to show great excitement or enthusiasm for a guy usually used by a female when discussing hot boys.

oh my effing god, i just saw my crush today!! ahhhh cumshower cumshower cumshower!!

by maria alexa January 4, 2008

cumshield

When you cum in a girls mouth and it stretches across her teeth

Damn, that girl sure showed me her cumshield

by Angus sung May 17, 2006

cuntshovel

A word used to describe a person when one shows off a sense of fuckwit-ality and other annoying, loerish traits. It's best to stray far away from such people.

"Hey look over there in the bin, there's man eating out it. What a cuntshovel"

by ashtonbby January 11, 2008

cumshoe

(N). Horndog fixated on a sexual conquest, not stopping until he blows a load of cum on/in her

Barry is such a cumshoe when it comes to Vanessa...he's always talking about making her his bukkake bride.

by Butchbox December 30, 2022