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Cumshovel 

A "cumshovel" is referring to your penis for its intended purpose. A cum shovels main purpose is to shovel cum. After this the female partner is so grateful she rewards you with some sloppy toppy, thus recycling the cum.

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Ex 1:Bob broke up with his girlfriend, now Jack is dating her. Now Jack is Bob's "Cumshovel".
Ex 2: I can't wait to clean her guts out with my "cumshovel".
Cumshovel by Bigslongsurvivor April 23, 2022
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CumShower 

an expression used to show great excitement or enthusiasm for a guy usually used by a female when discussing hot boys.
oh my effing god, i just saw my crush today!! ahhhh cumshower cumshower cumshower!!
CumShower by maria alexa January 4, 2008
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cumshield 

When you cum in a girls mouth and it stretches across her teeth
Damn, that girl sure showed me her cumshield
cumshield by Angus sung May 17, 2006

cuntshovel 

A word used to describe a person when one shows off a sense of fuckwit-ality and other annoying, loerish traits. It's best to stray far away from such people.
"Hey look over there in the bin, there's man eating out it. What a cuntshovel"
cuntshovel by ashtonbby January 11, 2008
(N). Horndog fixated on a sexual conquest, not stopping until he blows a load of cum on/in her
Barry is such a cumshoe when it comes to Vanessa...he's always talking about making her his bukkake bride.
cumshoe by Butchbox December 30, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022