3 definitions by Bigslongsurvivor

Southern fuck

What northerners call southerners that don't want to work.

I'll work with yoose guys, unlike that southern fuck.

by Bigslongsurvivor March 24, 2022

Cumshovel

A "cumshovel" is referring to your penis for its intended purpose. A cum shovels main purpose is to shovel cum. After this the female partner is so grateful she rewards you with some sloppy toppy, thus recycling the cum.

If you dont understand Still Google "why is my penis mushroom shaped?"

Ex 1:Bob broke up with his girlfriend, now Jack is dating her. Now Jack is Bob's "Cumshovel".
Ex 2: I can't wait to clean her guts out with my "cumshovel".

by Bigslongsurvivor April 23, 2022

Fayetteville fun fuck

When you have sex in fayetteville without getting shot,stabbed,robbed,mugged,beat up and or arrested.

Homie 1: damn man I got to hit it and still made it home on time.

Homie 2: man you had a good ol fayetteville fun fuck

by Bigslongsurvivor March 24, 2022