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Cumplete Nightmare 

This one is a nightmare bro, don’t want this to happen to you bruh. Anyway, this starts off by you choking your chicken until you excrete ur man juice onto a soft tissue. You then go to dispose of said rag, but you trip over a foreign object bc it is dark af and 2am. Your cum rag splashes everywhere, including on your face. What else could go wrong?? Well.. Your mom, startled, scurries into the room to check if you are okay and she too becums covered in goo. This is a cumplete nightmare.
Miguel: Hey guy, have any plans for the weekend?

Antoine: Nah man, last night was a cumplete nightmare. Think I better lay low for a couple nights.

Miguel: What happened?

Antoine: I’d rather not say. I’m still tryna clean up the damage...
Cumplete Nightmare by Stoney69 February 27, 2020
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It was a complete and utter nightmare

What Joseph from season 6 on Hell's Kitchen said after his partner in crime, Louie, wasted the whole resturant's lamb ("look, lOok, LOOK, WTF IS THIS?!")
Gordon: JOSEPH! SWITCH IT OFF!

Joseph during interview: Never had a service like that before, It was a complete and utter nightmare.

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fudanshi 

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