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The act of crumpling and falling over while cumming.
Last night I cumpled while strangling myself in the closet.
Cumple by Taruin August 11, 2023
A cumple is when someone has an ingrown hair and semen (aka “cum) comes into contact with the sore. The area then becomes irritated and potentially infected leading to the formation of a cumple.
Did you see Justin’s upper lip after that camping trip with his friends it appears he has a cumple.
Cumple by Father John Cisty May 18, 2024
A cumple is when an ingrown hair becomes exposed to semen, which in turn causes an infection that produces a “whitehead” similar to a pimple.
Upon returning from a dad’s camping trip Justin noticed a sore on his upper lip that he determined to be a cumple due to an ingrown hair on his face coming into contact with semen.
Cumple by Father John Cisty May 21, 2024
A couple who dumpster dive for used condoms and call it a romantic dinner date
My parents met while running cumple solos
Cumple by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025
On someones birthday you may call them this name. This name is derived from the Spanish word for birthday "cumpleaños".
Mike: Watsup guys?
Jay: Hey there cumplé how ya doin?
Mike: Why is everyone calling me cumplé?
Jay: Y.A.K (You already know)
Cumplé by Y.A.K December 11, 2010

lego star wars the complete saga 

Better than sex
LEGO Star Wars the complete saga is better than sex
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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