Foreign Lubing

Using a substance not meant for use as lube as lube such as melted nails bean juice and spicy hot dog water

Colt likes foreign lubing on the weekend his favourite foreign lube is moss water fresh from the forest

by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025

Furry pink midget

A small man used as living handcuffs in sex with the legs and arms made to be slotted in between holes in the headboard of a bed and pulled on as rock climbing like holds

I like using furry pink midgets in the bedroom they add lots of fun to the experience

by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025

Speckonder

A first responder with a disease such as Down syndrome or gingerness

The speckonder arrived at the scene without the foggiest clue of what the fuck was going on

by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025

Chicken pocket

A pocket pussy brutally forced into a live chicken

Nice chicken pocket

by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025

Sweepy ward

A very sad man with no authority sweeping a mess that he didn’t have the balls to tell his inferiors off for creating ( daft cunt)

Sweepy ward is a bumder

by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025

Cum guzzling thundercunt

Your mum

Your mums a cum guzzling thundercunt

by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025

Cumple

A couple who dumpster dive for used condoms and call it a romantic dinner date

My parents met while running cumple solos

by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025