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Cummon Sense 

The basic thought when deciding whether to participate in some form of sex involving ejaculation.
D00d1:I think Sarah want to go down on me
D00d2: Use your Cummon Sense, that shits nasty
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Common Sense Media 

A website where obsessive moms go to complain, scrutinize, and criticize all things found in the media
Before you allow Little Tommy to watch Spongebob, make sure you check it's rating on Common Sense Media!

Common Sense Media 

A piece of shit website where soccer moms who have children that want to play a game or watch a tv show or a movie refer to to see if it has positive messages, violence, sex, drugs, and of course the worst category ever CONSUMERISM. To get a good review it must go with the common sense media guidelines. They give all good movies 3 stars which sucks.
Teenager in high school : hey mom can I play fortnite and roblox kids games suck
Mom: let me check common sense media

Mom: no it’s 18+
Mom: it’s not stop treating like a baby I’m 17 curse you

Common Sense Media 

A shitty website that's dedicated towards blinding children and teens from anything relatively inappropriate from the media until they eventually become adults and realize that the world isn't all sun shines and rainbows. The name itself is super ironic due to the fact that this site fails to realize that we now live in a world where inappropriate content will always be available to children no matter how much prevention people take.
13-year-old: Mom, why can't I watch Trailer Park Boys?
delusional mom: Because it's for people ages 18+ according to Common Sense Media. There's too much profanity and your too young to be hearing bad language.
13-year-old: The people at my school swear like sailors, you can't just blind me from this kind of stuff forever mom.
delusional mom: Well you're a kid and I don't want you to be around any bad language until you're at least 18.
Common Sense Media by Dubiks February 20, 2019

common sense media 

A shitty website where Karens go to feed other Karens fake information about video games. If you asked a 12-year-old, they'd compare it to internet hell.
12 year old: Mom can I play COD with my friends?
Mom: Let me check Common Sense Media.
Some Karen on Common Sense Media: "CALL OF DUTY HAS MADE OUR FAMILY FALL APART!!!!11! MY CHILD WANTS TO HANDLE A GUN NOW!!!!!!111!! AGES 18 AND UP!!11!!!"
COD in Reality: Just another harmless Battle Royale Game

common sense 

Common sense is what -I- think others should know.
When you remove the tea kettle from the stove, it's common sense to then turn off the burner.
common sense by Tustar September 9, 2008

common sense 

What everyone on the internet is totally lacking
It's 2017 and still no sign of common sense on the internet
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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